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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
« on: 03 August, 2009, 02:55:43 PM »
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13.. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14.. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS...


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Re: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
« Reply #1 on: 03 August, 2009, 03:01:57 PM »
classic  ;D

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Re: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
« Reply #2 on: 03 August, 2009, 08:07:51 PM »
Hahahahaha thats awesome.  ;D ;D

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Re: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
« Reply #3 on: 03 August, 2009, 08:39:20 PM »
i like this one  ;D

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

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Re: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
« Reply #4 on: 03 August, 2009, 10:18:59 PM »
I've got to try this one!!!  :D :D :D

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

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Re: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
« Reply #5 on: 03 August, 2009, 10:57:47 PM »
another one.

Walk into a fast food resturant and take a nap on the floor next to the counter.

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Re: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
« Reply #6 on: 04 August, 2009, 07:13:47 PM »
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

What else are you supposed to write...  ???

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Re: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
« Reply #7 on: 05 August, 2009, 07:35:02 PM »
another one.

Walk into a fast food resturant and take a nap on the floor next to the counter.
when i worked at KFC i would do that at nite afta compeleting my cooking shift and was waiting for the other staff to finish

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Re: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
« Reply #8 on: 05 August, 2009, 09:56:37 PM »
14.. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS...

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Re: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
« Reply #9 on: 05 August, 2009, 10:10:28 PM »
haha we skip down the aisles at work all the time and yup you sure do get sum funny looks its awsome!!!

ohh and i have actually been asked at the drive thru if my order is eat in or takeaway... (i think that person was on crack)